Hentai Aiba no yume

YES, AIBA’S HENTAINESS INVADED MY DREAMLAND LAST NIGHT KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~ XD

(I’m supposed to be busy with homework and not supposed to come online but I just HAAAAD to type this out before I forget it, bwahahahaha)

So here’s how the dream went: it was filming for Arashi no Shukudai-kun, and there was a new segment like Ai Rando, except this one is created and hosted by Nino and Jun. Y’know, those two ebil sadists? XD YES IT DOES NOT SOUND VERY FUN. Ohno, Aiba and Sho were made to sit on chairs arranged in a line, and they had their hands tied behind the chair (for some reason, when I thought back this part sounds a little kinkyyyyyy… OMGMYPERVYBRAIN XDDDDD). Nino was behind them, holding a pie plate filled with cream and had this really ebil grin, while Jun was circling around the 3 boys with that really really really REALLYYYYY DoS I’ma-torture-you-with-pickles sorta smile  D: (TOTALLY RANDOM, I KNOW LMAO). I was the guest on AnS, I think, because I was sitting directly in front of Ohno, Aiba and Sho, and I went like “Oh you poor boys!”, and then I GRABBED AIBA AND SHO AND SQUISHED THEM. OMFG HOW MUCH I WUBS MY SUBSCONSCIOUSNESS FOR THAT SAKURAIBA LOVEEE <333333 Ohno looked a little abandoned because he didn’t get to share the hug, poor thing XD but then again, Jun and Nino were about to rape him, so we’re all even. So then I released Sakuraiba, and suddenly Aiba cried out, “Comfort meeeeee!” and then I had to hug him tightly, awwwh~ Then, I noticed that Aiba was pressing his face into my bosom, and so I coolly went, “You just want to stuff your face into my chest, eh?”. Aiba looked up and slowly replied back with a straight face, “…Hai.”

AND I WOKE UP TO FIND OUT THAT I WAS LATE FOR SCHOOL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It’s sooooooooooooo hilarious! The 5 minutes I spent in the toilet, I was half recalling the dream and half laughing sleepily like a fangirl off her rocker (which I usually am, no surprise there) XD But it’s sooooo kawaii at the same time because Aiba is just so aibakawaii despite being hentai you wanna squish him T_T *squissssssssshhhes*

OMFG SERIOUSLY, THE SAKURAIBA. THE KAWAIINESS <3

Soooooo that makes it the 5th Arashi dream I’ve had so far! Two dramaaaaatic Nino dreams (totally awesome, still XD), one Ohno sex dream (LKNKLDG902HN;MLGAH?!?!?!), one Sho dream where he was my husband and we had this child <333333333, and this hentaiAiba dream! XD

MATSUJUN. YOU’RE NEXT. *readies chains and padlock and whipped cream*