I have officially died and gone to Sho-smex heaven.

I don’t know how long more I can flail but I’m still so overwhelmed that I’m entering the stage of speechlessness and indescribable description of my happiness? XD SERIOUSLY. I mean, not only is it because MY COPY OF THE STEP AND GO SINGLE AND OTAKARA BIG WAVE BOOK FINALLY ARRIVED, but this is my first online shopping! IT’S A HUGE ACHIEVEMENT after years of being forbidden. My parents have approved of it as long as I don’t pay by credit card (due to online security reasons) and I use my own hard-earned money XD

Okay, so yesterday I didn’t manage to flail as much, mostly because I studied over 3 hours ): It was painful because I craned my neck over doing like 12 pages of Add Maths questions, and I got really worn out and had a late dinner which gave me a tummy ache and I could only watch the PV and a little bit of the making of before I went to bed coz I was starting to feel sick. OMFG WHAT A RANT XD Oh and I couldn’t turn the volume up because it was really late *cries*

SO AFTER THIS. Yes I’m going to disappear straight after this because I need to bump whoever off of the TV in my living room so I can watch the dvd with a large screen and surround system ohohohoho *perveeeee timeeee*

Oh and y’know how I flailed to my brother and mom when I got my parcel?
Bro: Mom, onee-san came barging into my room while I was sleeping!
Mom: Uh huh.
Bro: and screamed around about receiving her parcel ):
Mom: Yeah, she did the same to me too – I wasn’t listening to her anyways.
Bro: Me too. I didn’t even notice she was there…
Me: YOU EBIL PEOPLE *stalks off to perve otakara again*

PICTURE SPAAAAAM.

Ohohoho the Step and Go copy was soooo precious that I left it in its plastic seal for quite some time XD

These shall be my new treasures – the single labels, and the YesAsia price tags. I’M SERIOUS HEREEEEEE I’M GONNA PUT THEM IN MY DISPLAY BOX OR SOMETHING XDDDD

The Otakara book is just LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOOOVE. I swear the book is so constantly molested and abused and covered with nosebleed stains it’s going to run away one day XD But it’s sooo precious ne, my photos of the pages are crappy because I don’t crack the book open just for the sake of perfect scans like certain exploiting fangirls ):<

In my excitement I flipped open the book and OMFG GUESS WHAT PAGE I STUMBLED UPON:

Oh noes. An evidence of my molesting on Sho’s paper-flat crotch!

I love the left page piccie of Sho – it’s so beautiful neeee

and did I mention how wonderfully high-quality the paper is? Even my mom said so XD

Sakurai looooooooooove~! OMFG I HATE THAT FLUFFY SCARF THING. IT’S SO FUGLY AND RONALDINHO THINKS SO TOO. I SWEARZ.

When I shoved this book to my friend to read, she said this picture of chibi Aiba is sooo kawaii ne! <3333

And Ohno is soooo kakkoii here, and it’s one of the few pictures where he wasn’t wearing a fisherman’s hat XD

NINO IS SOOOO KAWAII AND CHIBI HERE I WANT TO HUG HIM AND STEAL HIM HOOOME (and for some reason he looks like Utada Hikaru in here…? XDDDD)

Back cover of Otakara because this piccie is loooooove XD

Otakara and Step and Go, their condition after I’ve attentively molested them!

(yes they’re still in good condition because my hands have given them loooooove!)

[THIS PART WILL BE EDITED WHEN I'VE WATCHED THE DVD XD]

IT’S ASKGNLASNGKNASKGNDKBGOIWBTGIENGKIASNGKASNKGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. erm okay so basically NOOOO exact words can describe this happinessssssss~ because I watched Arashi ON MY TV. MY TV! ARASHI WAS ON MY TV WHICH I HAVEN’T MEASURED BUT DKGNSDKGNKLDNSGLKSNG I’VE BEEN WAITING ALMOST 2 MONTHS FOR THIS AND IT’S HAPPINESSSSSSSSSSSSS *hearts and rainbows floats around with Kitto Daijoubu playing in the background*

I was watching on my lonesome self because everyone ran off before I could bully them into watching with me XD AND YES I TURNED THE VOLUME LIKE UP UP UP UUUUUUUP…. and my mom glared at me XDDDD Okay here’re some RABUUU highlights that I can remember:

• At the beginning Sho murdered the cameraman and took over the camera XD and Jun stared “BELOW” the camera with bulging eyes. I CAN’T HELP BUT THINK THIS COMMENT IS GOING TO GO PERVYYYYYY so we shall stop here before I kill everyone.
• Ohno: *seducing voice* Onegaishimaaaaaaaaaaasu
  Nino: *dies*
• THE DOGGIE JUN WAS PATTING WAS SO KAWAIIIIIIII. IS THAT AIBA NO INUUUUU? XD <33333333
• Sho’s photoshoot is like skdgnsdkngosdngidnsg SMEXXXXXXXXXXXXX *jumps onto the TV*
• I KNEW IT. THE COVER DESIGN. IT’S SO… SIMPLEEEEE. So all they did was justarrange the boys’ pictures and SPLAT onto a white canvas and THAT’S IT. OHHHH JOHNNY YOU SHOULD GET NEWS’S COVER DESIGNER TO DESIGN STEP AND GOOO XDDDD
• Awwwwh Nino sprained his wrist a little ): A little Oh-chan kisu would cure ittttt~
• AIBA ARE YOU READING A PORN MANGA IN SECRECY? XDDDD
• Kyaaaaah Ohno and Jun playing the Wii SO KAWAII. And Sho got left out of the Juntoshi rabuuuuu SO THAT’S WHERE THE PICTURE MAI-CHAN SENT WAS FROOOOOOM. THE DORKY SMILE KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WUB YOU MAI-CHAN FOR SENDING THAAAAT *shrieks and dies a painless death*
• AIBA’S BACKFLIP SO PWNZORZ.
• “Kaato!”
• it’s soooo Sakuriba rabu when Aiba wore the shirt from India Sho gave him <33333
• Junaiba smelling the incense like they’re smoking pot XD
• what WAS Sho doing in India, btw? XD
• OMFG THIS IS JUST JUST JUST JUST SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX:
  Sho: *talking to a crew member*
  Aiba:*secretly grabs Sho’s butt*
  Sho: Oi *shoves Aiba’s hand off but smiles as if he likes ittttt*
  *DIESDIESDIESDIES*.
• Nino shakes his leg like mad O_O And for some odd psychological reason I started shaking my leg tooo LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
• Ohno’s dance is soooo versatile and awesome, even when it’s impromptu <33333
• and poor Ohno got pushed to the back at the end of the shooting *hugs little riida*
• I’ve just realised how much I’ve come to looooove Sho’s hair for the Step and Go. I mean, it’s so perfect and fluffy and the colour’s so good on him I WANT TO RUN MY HAND THROUGH IT AND MESS IT UP XD
• I wasn’t really paying attention much during the Secret Talk because I couldn’t understand? The Japanese-savvy part of my brain (like 0.00000001%) was like *switch off* and the whole time I was just staring at the TV with these eyes O_O and observing how Aiba loves to cross his arms and Sho’s so rigid and Jun stretching his legs out and how Ohno’s so quiet and when he speaks everyone shushes and listens intently to him XD
• did Sho say “You are fired” at the end???? I rewind that part a few times before I got it but ksdfngkdsngksdnglknlgknd SHOGRISH IS MY SMEXXXXXXX <3333333 and ne do you realise that when Sho speaks in English apparently his voice goes deeper? I don’t know, but his voice does go deeper every time he raps and sings in English ne, and I started to notice he does that a lot too while speaking eigo XD

omfg this is such a looooong endless rant in a looooong time!