OH I FLAIIILSSSSSSS

And I thought spending CNY away from my beloved Arashi stalking device computer would do good to my health and totally not force myself to get like 5-6 hours of sleep each night just for my boys. But NOOOOOOOOO. THERE JUST HAVE TO HAVE SUCH AN OVERWHELMING NUMBER OF RECENT MAJOR NEWS WHEN I’M NOT STALKING THE INTERNET. OH KAMI-SAMA THE CRUEL WAYS YOU TORTURE ME. DON’T YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE MY FANDOM? XDDD (not like I hate going around collecting red packets, but that’s besides the point dlgmpsdgndig *strangles someone random*)

Okay so I’m going to provide the latest news in snippets because I just can’t keep track of them myself *cries at cursed short attention span*

>> Matsujun ranked no.2 in AnAn’s ‘Sexiest Men’ list

Oh yessssss. I can hear a certain Orenji wifey squealing and flailing and probably crying in pride and joy like Ohno-okaaasan…? XD And our favourite Do-S banchou trumped Bakanishi and Yamapi and Kame OH HEAVENS YOU ARE SHINING EVER SO BRIGHTLYYYYYYYYY.

AnAn – Top 10 Sexiest Men:
1 – Kimura Takuya (SMEXY DADDYYYYYY)
2 – Matsumoto Jun (OH YESSSS)
3 – Oguri Shun (HORSE FACE W00T)
4 – Okada Junichi (OKADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <33333)
5 – Akanishi Jin (DIE BAKANISHI DIE)
6 – Fukuyama Masaharu (OH WHO ARE YOU XD)
7 – Yamashita Tomohisa (YOU SHO COPYCAT DGLMSPGMDHO)
9 – Kamenashi Kazuya (YOU… YOU… *CAN’T FIND ANYTHING TO CURSE*)
10 – Odagiri Joe (HELLO THERE I DON’T KNOW YOU TOO XDDDD)

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>> Trailer released for “The Last Princess”

So the producers decided to be a little fancy and changed the movie 隠し砦の三悪人 (Kakushi toride no san akunin)’s English name ‘The Hidden Fortress’ to ‘The Last Princess’? A little pointless don’t you think? XD BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY. DIRTY MUD-SPATTERED JUN. IS OH SO SMEXYYYYYYYY. AND THE HIME IS FISHY. FISHYYYYYY *glares*

Watch the trailer on the official site!

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>> Remember the request from Ohno for fans to submit artworks for him to work on?

Well this ghey retarded one is chosen. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU WERE DRAWING IT?!?!?!?! A screwed up pervy expression of yours when you’re nosebleeding over Arashi? *avoids incoming flurry of bricks*

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>> I’M LISTENING TO SHO BEAT [3.FEB.08] RIGHT NOW AND OHMIGOD I MISS THE RANTING CHIPMUNK HIS GIGGLE IS SOOOOO KAWAII I JUST REALISED HOW SMEXY HIS TALKING VOICE IS OMFGGGGGGGG HE’S TALKING TO SOMEONE ON THE PHONE WTF SHO-CHAN CAN I CALL YOU TOO OH I BET HE’S READING SOME FANMAILS ALL OF THEM ARE WISHING HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO BAD HE DIDN’T READ MY STALKERISH BIRTHDAY EMAIL WTF IS THISSSS SHO-CHAN PLAYED A FUNNY/WEIRD SONG BY N.E.R.D. BAH I DON’T CAAAAARE SHO-CHAN YOU’RE BAAAAAAAACK YAY HE’S TALKING ABOUT STEP AND GO PV KYAAAAAH THE ARASHI BOYS’ BIRTHDAY MESSAGES TO HIM LMAOOOOO HIS IMPERSONATION OF OHNO’S DRUNKEN VOICE IS KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIII SHO JUST WENT “NI WA? NI WA? NI WAAAA?” OH I HEART YOU HUBBY YOU’RE DEFINITELY GETTING SOME TONGIHT AND I THINK I SHOULD LEARN TO USE THE FULL STOP AND TURN OFF CAPS LOCK BUT I CAN’T HELP IT I’VE BEEN DEPRIVED OF FANGIRL FLAILING FOR OVER 48 HOURS IT’S TOOOOOOOOOOOORTURE.

Listen to Sho Beat [3.Feb.08], credits to TenjoStyle@Vox
Read the summary translation, provided by Yuckie-chan and Winkychan from LJ

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>> Preview of Step and Go PV

Which was aired on Mezamashi TV and poor Orenji wifey didn’t watch it (OH IT SUCKS TO BE YOU XDDD). And sdlghmsphnsdonhsdonhsdhnfshf IT’S SO AWWWESOME. I mean I’ve been hearing about these “high-speed cameras” jumble all the boys have been raving about, but never knew how awwwesome it is until I saw the preview *isn’t tech savvy* XD

THE FIRST IMAGE IS LETHAL… SOOOOO LETHAL.

AND THEN THIS CAME ALONG.

OH LORDIE MY NOSEBLEED-SPATTERED KEYBOARD.

*DIESDIESDIESDIESDIES*

And the hardcore Nino hipshake at 0:15 – GLMASGPDMGASG,SA GPAGA’GAS] I GO DIE IN FLAILING OVERLOAD NOW. How could I not have noticed it in my first view? I swear all I saw was ShoShoShoShoSho XDDD It was pointed out by the pervy Orenji wifey who perves on Nino sexsexsex hipshakes with this Sho-sex-deprived Yattawoman)

Step and Go PV preview

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>> lastly… My CNY ranting! XD

Visiting 7 different houses in two days and meeting 23592752376 relatives is tiring and deprived me of my daily Sho sex and fangirl flailings ):< But the red packets! Oh yessssss the moneyyyy. I’ve already drafted a plan on how to use them on my Arashi items and one of them is the Arashi Calendar 2008-09 BWAHAHAHAHA *ebil fangirl grin*

My red packets!

My new shoes! Which I’ll have to hide before Jun steals it D:<

I HAVE A JAPANESE AUNT WTF. Apparently my dad’s cousin married a Japanese woman and have a baby boy, which was crying a lot and I got annoyed when I was at one of my aunt’s house yesterday XD I was fighting the urge to go right up to her and talk to her in my sad attempt of Japanese. She speaks fluent English with a hint of Japanese accent and converses with her husband and son in Japanese. And during phototaking she was the photographer, and went “Se no… chiizu!” She kinda reminds me of the actress Karina O_O

Music Station Super Live 2007 is airing on Animax this week! I caught like 3 minutes of it while I was at my dad’s best buddy’s house XD While Tamori and Mariko were presenting Hey!Say!JUMP, I caught Hikaru behind Tamori and I went “OMFG IT’S HIKARU KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WONDER IF PAIRU-CHAN IS FLAILING OVER HIM RIGHT NOOOOW” XD

Okay I think I should stop my ranting now.