Ninofangirling and Junponmurderous

Yesterday’s Arashi no Shukudai-kun ish chou kawaii~ <3 To endure the video lag (or accelerated audio imbalance – oooooh physics terms are getting to me LOL), pixelled low-quality TV and congested traffic on the server is solid proof of my lifelong loyalty and dedication to watching my boys live. Not like I could actually watch anything XD

NEED YOU MORE EXCUSES TO FLAIIIIIIL?!

1. Aiba-chan deeeeeeeeesu~! ^_^v

MAXIMUM kawaii-fied Aiba-chan <33333333

2. Our little fishyartsyfishy mommy’s boy shows us 27-year-old men CAN make onigiri and fold the laundry in PERFECT sizes while maintaining his little awkward innocence (probably non-existent thanks to Nino *OKAYNOMOREOHMIYAOHYOUHORRIBLEINFLUENCESURAYACHAN*).

Ohno: Daisuki pwns Maximum.

3. The return of the Domyouji curlsssss! Ohhh they just scream YESSS LEMME SEX YOU OOOON – and this is one of those odd moments where I WAAAAANTS JUN DOMYOUJI CURLS SEX. This brings back those wistful memories of my Jun-baited days XD

Domyouji curls: Sex you oooon!

4. Nino got a fanmail from the guest’s 6-year-old daughter, that’s so cute XD I so want my mom to guest star on AnS so she can present my stalkerish fanmail to Arashi too~ And, Nino was kinda amused when he read the letter out loud – he has a 6-year-old fangirl I MEAN THATS JUST CUTE XD

Nino: Oh yeaaaa I’m hawt.

The letter reads: “Thank you for inviting me to the concert. Please change your hairstyle. You look more handsome with short hair. If you cut your hair, you will look the most handsome. I want to marry you. Because you did not change your hairstyle, now I like Sakurai-kun!“
[translated by Sumoboy]

Nino: *face falls* Pffft.

But OHMIGOD MY LOVE RIVAL IS A 6-YEAR-OLD?!?!?!?! *glares*

5. Do-S almost murdered everyone on the sofa:
Sho: 8 years ago, what would you like your girlfriend to call you?
Jun: Errr… I don’t know…
Aiba: How about Jun-tan?
Jun: Wtfff.
Aiba: Jun-pon?
Jun: *goes rabid Do-S and punches Aiba*
Sho: So? What d’you want your girlfriend to call you, 8 years back?
Jun: …Cool Jun >:D
Everyone: …

5. SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <3 <3 <3 <3 *dies from hearts overload*

> Arashi no Shukudai-kun #68 [28.01.08] is up for download on MegaUpload! Uploading credits go to ferfa from Arashi_On LJ community and Clubbox Arashi.

> Screenshots are credited to TenjoStyle when I lack the benefit of my own screenshot spammage because my connection’s being a Jun-no-hime and going ZzZzfckyouarashiletstaketwohourstodownloadzZzzzZz.

And here’s a fangirl cut of what went on nosebleed-covered MSN convo during News ZERO:

Me: OMFGGGGGG. STOP LAGGING OUT ON MY HUBBY’S FACE.
Suraya: Can you just imagine Sho stripping right there and then?
Reiji: GLSMGPSMWA;MA.
Me: FLASPAALMPAGTLWMA.
Suraya: :D
Me: PELASE. NO. BEFORE I DIE.
Reiji: Look, she even spelt wrong because of shock.
Suraya: Whyyy?! I mean, just imagine…
Reiji: KMKAOSGMFHSHAOG.
Me: NONONONONOOOOOOOOO.
Suraya: …and he does pole dancing…
Reiji: Omfg is Sho a woman? XD
Me: WTFFFFFFFFF ASLGMPAOSGMAGNIASGNIWGA I HAVE DIED BYEBYE.
Suraya: O_o Ne Reiji – Tashii seems to have a very vivid imagination.
Reiji: Yeaaaah she does XD
Me: WHAAAT. IT’S THE SOURCE OF MY AMAZING FANFICS.
Suraya: So shall I continue? Now that Sho still isn’t on the TV-
Me: YES PLEASE.
Reiji: OMFG HENTAIS.
Suraya: So Sho’s there stripping slowly to a slow music… and then…
Me: AND THEN? THEEEEEEEEEN?!
Suraya: It rains.
Reiji: OH MY.
Me: OH YESSSSSSSS.
Reiji: Suraya writes Ohmiya fanfics…? O_O
Suraya: :D