Spell it with me: S-M-E-X-Y

I daaaaaaaaaare you to tell me these aren’t smexy/kakkoii/haaaawt/sex-you-on enough for you.

Yeah the pictures are too huge and totally went past the post barrier on the right, but I can’t help it – I didn’t have the heart to change the piccie size because that would be an insult to my hubby’s kakkoiness :3

And I was bored, of waiting for AnS #68 to download (YEAAAH IT’S STILL DOWNLOADING AFTER 3 HOURS SLGMAPGMAPGMA). And I needed some Sho luuurve. So I went to Toyota’s site to watch the CM again – and then Sho popped up in the flash opening and I literally went “Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”

Brother: What?
Me: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!
Brother: Pssshhhft him again.

Sho told me to search for ３年ぶん :3 I knew it was pointless but hubby I couldn’t resist doing so with that oh-so-kawaii chuckle of yours <3333 So I searched that on Google, and hilariously (though not surprising >_>) the list of JE boys’ CMs on Johnny’s official site was the first search result followed by the REAL ３年ぶん site. Loool Johnny sometimes your paedophile brain cracks me up.

[NOTE]: Yup today I’m on a bloggeh post spammage because tomorrow I won’t be posting – I’ll be half-dead by the time I return from sports practice and then face a horrendous pile of homework *cries* At least nothing important’s on TV tomorrow XD

Fangirl waaaaantsss

DSGKMWTJKACNXCNAM I SOOOO WANT IT. ESPECIALLY THE SHO FAN – IMAGINE FANNING MYSELF ON A HOT HUMID DAY WITH A SHO FAN AND SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN I SEE SHO’S NAME XD

> Do you know the depth of my FANGIRL CRAVE? Take a look at aaaaall the goodies that make me wish I’m Nihonjin and swimming in the liberty of spending and spending with a pitless bank vault XD

And this goes to the newly-converted Hikaru-flailing Hey!Say!JUMP fangirl, Pairu.
(I HOPE YOU’RE NOT GOING TO GIVE UP ON THE ARASHI FANDOM OR I’M GOING TO FLY OVER TO BRUNEI AND STALK YOUR HSJ ARSE OFF *nods*)

> [Piccies and the goodies in it belong to ayana]

Oh oh oh ohhhh myyyy.

If I didn’t have school the next day, or totally sleep-deprived and zombiefied, I’d stay up till 4am to watch Zoom In (even though it airs at such an ungodly hour). But hell, I JUST had to be miserably asleep and stuck in Sho sex dream when they aired the making of Arashi’s new CM for AU mobile phones D:<

Okay, emo fangirl meme aside – I SO WANT 31ST JANUARY TO ARRIVE (in like 2 days) SO I CAN STALK THE TV THROUGH A SLEEPLESS NIGHT FOR THE CM XD Because I sweaaaaar I don’t want Reiji or Pairu to have the advantage of watching it before me again *cries Is there such a function where I can fast forward time? It’s a very daft question but if you have the answer I WOULD GIVE YOU ALL OF MY ARASHI FANGIRL LUUUURVE ENGRAVED IN 1209178599 CHOCOLATES.

> Screenshots by Tess @ Sakuraiba.Vox <3 [click to enlarge]

Oh gosh I never knew Sho’s frown could be so attractive (baby everything about you is just too adorkable and I’m not just saying that because I’m your wifey okay I am XD). Does the CM kinda reflect some of the boys’ solo project? Sho’s dressed in his usual suit attire for News ZERO, the background in Aiba’s side looks a lot like the Tensai! Shimura Doubutsuen studio, and Ohno’s bald clearly backstage of a butai (although Amatsukaze doesn’t have scenes of a half-bald samurai Ohno XD). I’ve no idea about Jun and Nino’s side, but here’s my image:

[on the streets]
Nino: [on the phone] Oh-chan. Tonight. My place. I’ve got a surprise for you. [click]

[on the bus]
Jun: [on the phone] I swear the bus driver is trying to kidnap me, Manager-san. It’s been half an hour and I still haven’t arrived at the hair salon. ANOTHER 10 MINUTES AND MY HAIR WILL SUE HIM.

Any fangirls who’d like to flail oooooon with me – you know where I’ll be stalking *coughonMSNpervingtheTVcough* >:D

[EDIT]: Higher quality, nosebleed-inducing SMEXY screenshots by Arashirin@Vox! ARASHI FANGIRLS ARE AWWWESOME.

Ninofangirling and Junponmurderous

Yesterday’s Arashi no Shukudai-kun ish chou kawaii~ <3 To endure the video lag (or accelerated audio imbalance – oooooh physics terms are getting to me LOL), pixelled low-quality TV and congested traffic on the server is solid proof of my lifelong loyalty and dedication to watching my boys live. Not like I could actually watch anything XD

NEED YOU MORE EXCUSES TO FLAIIIIIIL?!

1. Aiba-chan deeeeeeeeesu~! ^_^v

MAXIMUM kawaii-fied Aiba-chan <33333333

2. Our little fishyartsyfishy mommy’s boy shows us 27-year-old men CAN make onigiri and fold the laundry in PERFECT sizes while maintaining his little awkward innocence (probably non-existent thanks to Nino *OKAYNOMOREOHMIYAOHYOUHORRIBLEINFLUENCESURAYACHAN*).

Ohno: Daisuki pwns Maximum.

3. The return of the Domyouji curlsssss! Ohhh they just scream YESSS LEMME SEX YOU OOOON – and this is one of those odd moments where I WAAAAANTS JUN DOMYOUJI CURLS SEX. This brings back those wistful memories of my Jun-baited days XD

Domyouji curls: Sex you oooon!

4. Nino got a fanmail from the guest’s 6-year-old daughter, that’s so cute XD I so want my mom to guest star on AnS so she can present my stalkerish fanmail to Arashi too~ And, Nino was kinda amused when he read the letter out loud – he has a 6-year-old fangirl I MEAN THATS JUST CUTE XD

Nino: Oh yeaaaa I’m hawt.

The letter reads: “Thank you for inviting me to the concert. Please change your hairstyle. You look more handsome with short hair. If you cut your hair, you will look the most handsome. I want to marry you. Because you did not change your hairstyle, now I like Sakurai-kun!“
[translated by Sumoboy]

Nino: *face falls* Pffft.

But OHMIGOD MY LOVE RIVAL IS A 6-YEAR-OLD?!?!?!?! *glares*

5. Do-S almost murdered everyone on the sofa:
Sho: 8 years ago, what would you like your girlfriend to call you?
Jun: Errr… I don’t know…
Aiba: How about Jun-tan?
Jun: Wtfff.
Aiba: Jun-pon?
Jun: *goes rabid Do-S and punches Aiba*
Sho: So? What d’you want your girlfriend to call you, 8 years back?
Jun: …Cool Jun >:D
Everyone: …

5. SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <3 <3 <3 <3 *dies from hearts overload*

> Arashi no Shukudai-kun #68 [28.01.08] is up for download on MegaUpload! Uploading credits go to ferfa from Arashi_On LJ community and Clubbox Arashi.

> Screenshots are credited to TenjoStyle when I lack the benefit of my own screenshot spammage because my connection’s being a Jun-no-hime and going ZzZzfckyouarashiletstaketwohourstodownloadzZzzzZz.

And here’s a fangirl cut of what went on nosebleed-covered MSN convo during News ZERO:

Me: OMFGGGGGG. STOP LAGGING OUT ON MY HUBBY’S FACE.
Suraya: Can you just imagine Sho stripping right there and then?
Reiji: GLSMGPSMWA;MA.
Me: FLASPAALMPAGTLWMA.
Suraya: :D
Me: PELASE. NO. BEFORE I DIE.
Reiji: Look, she even spelt wrong because of shock.
Suraya: Whyyy?! I mean, just imagine…
Reiji: KMKAOSGMFHSHAOG.
Me: NONONONONOOOOOOOOO.
Suraya: …and he does pole dancing…
Reiji: Omfg is Sho a woman? XD
Me: WTFFFFFFFFF ASLGMPAOSGMAGNIASGNIWGA I HAVE DIED BYEBYE.
Suraya: O_o Ne Reiji – Tashii seems to have a very vivid imagination.
Reiji: Yeaaaah she does XD
Me: WHAAAT. IT’S THE SOURCE OF MY AMAZING FANFICS.
Suraya: So shall I continue? Now that Sho still isn’t on the TV-
Me: YES PLEASE.
Reiji: OMFG HENTAIS.
Suraya: So Sho’s there stripping slowly to a slow music… and then…
Me: AND THEN? THEEEEEEEEEN?!
Suraya: It rains.
Reiji: OH MY.
Me: OH YESSSSSSSS.
Reiji: Suraya writes Ohmiya fanfics…? O_O
Suraya: :D