AFS stands for…

Arashi Flailing Services.

Courtesy of a very insane fangirl who have completely lost her fangirl marbles due to the extreme deprivation of sleep and her insistence to ignore it because she feels the need to support her favourite Riida on TV. Live. At 1am. It’s only just 2mins to 11pm and she’s already yawning. ^_^v

*tashiichaan gets bricked by suraya-chan*

Okay seriously, minna-san. Have you heard about AFS Malaysia? Yes or no, Malaysian or not, I demand you take a look, because I’m sure you’re pretty curious as to what it is (because I say soooo) XD AFS is a Malaysian exchange programme which participants involved get to live in a foreign country and will be hosted by a family there for a year or slightly less.

JAPAN IS AMONG THE COUNTRIES LISTED. AGKASGNOKGWEGMLASG KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

This is the time to make up for the youth exchange programme to Japan that I missed 2 years ago (I know, I know – I should’ve discovered the lovely Arashi fandom earlier D:<). I SO WANT TO FLY OFF TO JAPAN THE MOMENT I FINISH MY GOVERNMENT EXAMS AND KIDNAP SHO-CHAN SO WE CAN MARRY LEGALLY AND HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF SAKURAI JAPANESE/CHINESE BABIES. But ne, one year away from my beloved family is muzukashii yoooo~ I don’t even know if it’s possible to go on this exchange programme because 1) a scholarship seems impossible because I don’t have Keio boy’s brains XD, 2) my parents would find it concerning to pay up as much as RM20,000 for their 17-year-old daughter’s solo trip to a foreign country plus live with strangers, and 3) participants have to go through a couple of interviews before receiving approval to participate in the programme. YES, INTERVIEWS.

Suraya-chan (who gladly informed me of this amazing prospect) was part of the programme a few years back, and was sent to Aichi prefecture for almost 11 months. I’m so jealous T_T I mean – living in the country of your dreams, at the same time getting easier access to Arashi fandom (staaaaaaaalk) and also studying! Ohohohoho.

Have I also mentioned I’m still attempting (and faiiiiiiiiling) to convince my family to go to Tokyo Disneyland and while we’re at it stalk over around Chiba and attack a ‘very good restaurant recommended by my Arashi fangirl tomodachi’ called Keikarou? XD

Arashi no Shukudai-kun #67 [21.01.08]

Ish filled with Sakurai smexyness (how many adorkable Keio boys in the world look totally SMEXYFIED in a red shirt? I’m so proud of my hubby <33333), flirty I-ish-happy-today-so-I-ish-not-sadistic Jun (HE WAS SO FLIRTING WITH THE GUEST. I SWEARZ *hides from Reiji’s bricks*), and Ohmiya luuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve!

Shall I add that little part where Ohno was gesturing at his crotch and Aiba censored it with his cue card? XD

The bloody KeyHole TV was buffering so badly, and the audio was almost 10 seconds faster than the video. Damn youuuuuu fangirls for crowding and screwing Nippon Terebi’s server D:< But that shows HOW POPULAR ANS IS XD And it’s soooooo INSANE flailing along with Reiji-chan on MSN! I mean, it was just the lonesome two of us and WE SPAMMED THE CONVO SO BADLY WITH OUR FANGIRL SHRIEKS. I swear if, like, 3 more fangirls join us we’d probably die and die from flailing overload (not like it’s baaaaad :3).

MY NEWS ZERO FLAILING WAS TOTALLY RUINED BY THE DAMN BUFFERING AND VIDEO LAG. AND SHO DID SOMETHING FLIRTY – HE GAVE A PERVY WAVE TO KOBAYASHI D:< *goes rabid jealous fangirl wifey*

To watch Japanese TV live (YES YOU READ RIGHT), refer to this post.

Also to satisfy fangirls who missed the chance to watch it live, AnS #67 is up for download on MU!

>> Preview teasers! XD

(I’d refer you to Reiji’s crack filled updated-just-10-mins-after-AnS-ended post but her piccies are blurred out and low quality because she was too busy watching Jun get his arse bitten by the wooden horse)

The smexyyyyyyyy red shirt. Why does Sho-chan look so much more smexy in a red shirt than meeee?

Pervyyyyyy hand. An orenji to those who can guess the owner of the hand! XD

I. So. Want. To. Be. The. Mannequin. Noooooow. *dies from the idea of a straddling Aibaaa*

Is it me or does Jun massaging his arse seems to get me oooon? XD That’s because he just bitten in the arse by Reiji the wooden horse.

Loooook at ze chemistry *ish proud of her matchmaking skills*

Now we know where Ohmiya do their THANG *wriggles eyebrows* LET ME JOIN YOOOOOOU.

I want to know why Riida’s grabbing his crotch… *looks at Aiba suspiciously*

[screenshots are credited to ArashiPerfection@Vox and ferfa, and video is uploaded by ferfa on Arashi_On!]