My tanjoubi purezento!

I know I shouldn’t be spending my birthday sticking my bottom to the computaa, but

THANK YOU REIJI-CHAN AND PAIRU-CHAN FOR THE BIRTHDAY BANNERS! AND SAKURA-CHAN FOR THE CRACKERS SKIT (I SWEAR IT’S REALLY REALLY SWEEET! HONTOU NI) XD YOU GUYS ARE SO AWWESOME WITH YOUR AWWESOME PHOTOSHOP 1337 SKILLS. I LOVE YOU. REALLY, TASHIICHAN LOOOOOOVES YOOOOOOU! TASHIICHAN WOULD MARRY YOU AND YOUR PHOTOSHOP SKILLS IF SHE ISN’T ALREADY MARRIED TO MR SAKURAI XD XD

The PRETTIFUL LOOOOVE banners:Reiji-chan’s purezento and Sakura-chan’s purezento along with the Crackers skit <3

Meet my piggy

named Sho-chaan.

My brother and I have yet to decide on the piggy’s name (he insists on calling it P-chaan), because he thinks it’s insult to name the piggy Sho (since when do YOOOUUU care D:<). But it’s so round and cuddly and cute and huggable… it deserves to be named after my hubby. I can even toss it onto the floor and Sho Pig would roll across (we’ve tested it)! XD XD Too bad Sho Pig has no buttocks to molest *hentai hands are disappointed*

THANK YOU ONEE-CHAN AND ONEE-CHAN’S BOIFURENDO FOR THE SHO PIG! THIS TANJOUBI PUREZENTO IS JUST TOO KAWAII AND AWWWESOME! I WUUUUV YOUUUUU <3

(Psst, Reiji-chan, my Sho Pig would make such good friends with your Jun Pig, ne? XD Except I don’t stuff wires up Jun Pig’s arse…)

From this day forth

As of turning 17 years of age today (OTANJOUBI OMEDETOU TO TASHICHAN LOOOLOLOL I JUST FEEL THE NEED TO WISH MYSELF I’M MAD), I’m allowed to:
> drive (if only Japan isn’t an island)
> marry (SHO-CHAN DID YOU HEAR THAT?! OUR MARRIAGE IS LEGAL NOW >:D)
> decide the future of my life (1. Pack my bags, 2. Steal a couple of credit cards, 3. Book a direct flight to Narita International Airport, 4. Stalk each Arashi boy, 5. Kidnap Sho and bring him back so we can marry legally.)
> decide the future of my money (Johnny bless you for the expensive hobby you kill me with.)
> decide future of my education (KEIO HERE I COME.)
> drink. Sorry wrong age!
> elope to Japan. That’s called running away from home ):
> support myself independently on my Arashi-stalking business (IT’S BLOOMING I TELL YA.)
> kill Johnny.
> kill Johnny and stab him in the heart.
> kill Johnny and stab him in the heart and torture him by waving naked JE boys pictures in front of him.
> but wait, Johnny’d be dead by the time I could torture him :S
> kill Johnny and torture him by waving naked JE boys pictures in front of him and stab him in the heart and take over Johnny’s Entertainment.
> have Sakurai babies.
> build a strong following of Shotashii shippers.
> molest the boys without being sued.
> I knoooow you like it Sho-chan XD
> flail around waving Arashi posters on crack without being pulled aside for psychotic safety measures.
> bully those within 17 years my junior.
> bully those who dare steal my Sho-chan.
> waiiiit that qualifies under TO EXTERMINATE list.
> gate-crash any Arashi concert.
> run onto the stage and attack the boys with my flailing hands.

I received numerous unexpected calls with birthday wishes from my friends today (in the midst of my class loool). Those wishes fed my loooooooove! I LOVE YOU GUYS <3 <3

Also, I love EACH and everyone of you who’s reading this. Thank you for the visits to my crack bloggeh everyday, the crazy comments you diligently drop even though I’m talking crack, the flailing we all share, the spam you attack me with, the perving we constantly nosebleed on, the Arashi fandom we all support, THANK YOU. To LadyXS, Pyrefly, SakuraDrops, Akaisuki, Kamotejojo (…did I get it right? I THINK I DID XD), Bibz, Nlyn, Haya, Kpoplover, (I’m so sorry if I left out anyone else, I’m hyperventilating) know that:

TASHIICHAN LOVES YOU! <3 <3

I failed in convincing my parents to take me to the zoo for my birthday ): Or paying for my online shopping spree ): Instead I’ll be going to a water park next week. I want to see wet Arashi, ohhhh I’d nosebleeeeed :3

From the original plan of bombarding everyone with Arashi banners today (yeah I work on my tanjoubi too – a good example from the workaholics Arashi xD), I only managed an Aiba banner because I really got wasted from the extreme flailing and fangirl-shrieks at 1am last night >_>

Aiba loves you and me and the puppy <3
[clickey for the full view]

And as a tanjoubi purezento to myself (since people are just so heartless to not give me any Arashi purezento):

I HAVE DIED FROM THE EXTREEEEME KAWAII-NESS AND GONE TO HEAVEN. BYE BYE.
(akaisuki-chan you’re just too awesome with my hubby’s GIFs)