I’m so proud of you Oh-chaaan

Omedetooooooooou for finally premiering your very own solo art exhibition!

FOR THOSE FANGIRLS WHO WISH TO STALK THE EXHIBITION OUR RIIDA (although I’m very sure Ohno-okaasan will be skulking around the halls attacking at any fangirl molesting her little boy with her handbag):
> LadyXS’s awwwesome Arashi-bloggeh-stalking skills
> Intimate details on WHERE and WHEN at Arashian
> Tokyo Graph’s useless article but what the heck LET’S STALK.

I wonder if the rest of the Arashi boys will be there to launch the exhibition? OH I’M SO JEALOUS OF THE JAPANESE FANGIRLS. WHY CAN’T I LIVE IN JAPAN?! T_T

It’s said that Omotesando Hills (where the exhibition is held) is a really exclusive shopping mall and is the very main haunt for all fashion and art. I think Jun-kun wouldn’t attend the exhibition because he’d get distracted by the fashion shops on the way and hence go broke and can’t pay for taxi fares (SERVE YOU RIGHT FOR BEING SUCH A FASHION WHORE. AND THIS COMES FROM ANOTHER SHOPAHOLIC XD XD). Here’s a visual stalking of Omotesando Hills:

[Tashiichaan is just 4 hours from turning 17 and obtaining the privilege of taking driving lessons. NIPPON WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE ON AN ISLAND?! YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO DRIVE UNDERWATER BY ALL MEANS OF STALKING MY IMAGINARY HUSBAND.]

I’M SO BROKE RIGHT NOW.

OKAY THIS IS GOING TO BE A CAPS-SPAMMED POST BECAUSE I’M JUST SOOOOOO EXCITED. LOOK, SEE ME FLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL MYSELF AROUND THE COMPUTAAAA!

BECAUSE I’VE PRE-ORDERED MY COPY OF STEP AND GO LIMITED EDITION ON YESASIA! MY FIRST ONLINE SHOPPING. WITH PARENTAL APPROVAL. ON THE CONDITION I NEVAAAAR USE CREDIT CARD. NOT LIKE I CAAAAARE BECAUSE I GET TO BUY ARASHI’S NEW SINGLE. KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

FLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL WITH ME! YESH LET’S FLAIIIIIIIL!

MY MOM EVEN CONVINCED ME TO BUY ANOTHER ITEM TO QUALIFY FOR THE FREE SHIPPING POLICY! I WUV YOU MOMMY. SO NOW ACCOMPANYING THE SINGLE THAT’S ARRIVING ON THE 4TH OF MARCH IS ARASHI’S BIG WAVE OTAKARA PHOTOBOOK!

OTOUSAN, OKAASAN, ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU. BUT WOULDN’T IT BE MUCH MORE FITTING IF YOU BOUGHT IT FOR ME AS MY TANJOUBI PUREZENTO TOMORROW?! :3 THIS SHOPPING SPREE HAS BURNT A HUGE HOLE THE SIZE OF SHO-CHAN’S UNVIRGINAL-THANKS-TO-HIS-WIFEY BUTTOCKS IN MY HARD-EARNED MONEY. BUT IT’S OKAY, BECAUSE I’M NOW PROMOTED AS A FANGIRL WORTHY OF AN EXPENSIVE HOBBY! DAMN YOU JOHNNY, SEE THE CRAZY THINGS YOU MAKE ME DO WITH YOUR BOYS D:<

…I THINK I HAVE DIED FROM THE FLAILING. MY BODY FLEXIBILITY IS NOW APPROACHING LEVEL 102846.