I ish dead from flailing.

I know I should be starting on my homework instead of charging onto the PC and attacking every single WordPress/Blogspot/Vox/LJ Arashi bloggeh, but hell tomorrow’s a holiday so SCREW IT xD So, in celebration of the very-well-deserved-perving-holiday tomorrow, Selamat Awal Muharram kepada semua peminat Arashi yang gila dan gatal xD yang beragama Islam! (if you’re not a peminat Arashi then what in bejeezus are you doing here D:< XD)

Aside from the my holiday-induced insanity (“No it’s not surprising Tashiichan goes mad. Tashiichan is perfectly healthy and normal.”), here’s proof of my helpless Arashi obsession:

Tuesday, 9am
MALAY LANGUAGE CLASS:

Teacher: Okay class! Today your assignment is to write an informal letter…
Me: *face lights up* Hmm how about a retaa to Nippon…? (:<
Teacher: …you’ll write to a friend who’s studying abroad…
Me: *already jotting down notes happily* Write… to Sho… who’s studying in Keio Uni right now…
Teacher: …In the letter, you discuss with your friend about the price inflation in the country’s economy…
Me: *begins to grin like an idiot* Ohohohohoho Sho-chan would definitely be interested in my letter :D
Teacher: …like the price hike in petrol and the cooking oil production crisis…
Me: …should add that without petrol we can’t go on car rides with our babies or go on holidays, and that without cooking oil I can’t cook his favourite meals and he’ll starve because he doesn’t have his wifey’s maximum umai foodeh…
Teacher: Class, give me the factors that’re affecting today’s economy.
Me: *doodles on a notebook while pretending to listen* Ke hadapan saudaraku Sho yang kini berada di Tokyo, semoga saudara sihat sejahtera sedang berusaha untuk menduduki peperiksaan merindui dan tidak melupai isterinya yang sunyi dan sedang dikejar oleh rakan baik saudara iaitu Aiba… (“To Sho who’s in Tokyo now, hope you’re healthy working on your exams you miss and hasn’t forgotten your wife who’s lonely and being pursued romantically by your best friend Aiba…)
Teacher: *eyes suspiciously that girl in the second row who’s got a dreamy/pervy smile on her face*
Me: *hides the paper quickly and pretends to be listening intently*

I blame Johnny. xD

ALSO:

I HAD A CHANCE TO GO TO JAPAN AND I PASSED THAT ON! WTF?!

I just remembered that 2 years ago my school was included in a Youth Exchange Programme. Japan was included in the list, and was the cheapest programme at RM1500 (because Japan loves their tourists XD). I was pretty ecstatic and told my mom, who thought it was worth it and was considering it, but I decided to turn it down because I had to sit for my government exams at the end of the year, and I assumed the programme would affect my studies.

Then I found out the programme took place AFTER my exams, around spring time the next year.

DOOOOOOOOOOSHITEEEEEEEE?! *hits head on the wall repeatedly*

It doesn’t matter if I get sent to faraway places like Okinawa or even Hiroshima, BEING IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS MY ARASHI BOYS IS ENOUGH FOR MY HEART XD XD

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