KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!

REIJI-CHAN AND I.

JUST CAUGHT.

ARASHI’S au by KDDI CM.

LIVE.

ON FUJI TV.

OH MY EFFING GAWD.

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!

I LITERALLY SHRIEKED TO THE COMPUTER. MY BROTHERS HAD TO THROW THINGS AT ME TO SHUT ME UP XD

WE CAUGHT THE “GARDEN CONCEPT” VERSION.

WITH NINO AND NAKAMA YUKIE.

I THINK WE MISSED LIKE THE FIRST HALF OF THE CM.

BUT I DONT’ CAAAAAAAAAAARE.

WE CAUGHT IT LIVE. LIVE.

LIVE, WHEN THE REST OF THE NIHONJIN FANGIRLS ARE FLAILING OVER AT THE SAME TIME.

IT’S JUST SO AWWWWESOME!

IT’S BEEN LIKE 15 MINUTES SINCE IT AIRED AND REIJI-CHAN AND I ARE STILL FLAILING AND SHRIEKING ON MSN ABOUT IT XD

AND NOT ONLY THAT,

 IT’S MY FIRST ARASHI CM THAT I MANAGED TO WATCH LIVE.

I’VE CAUGHT KAME’S, OKADA’S AND KIMURA’S CMS.

I STILL HAVEN’T WATCHED SHO’S ABLE CM.

AKGNAGNASPGMASGSHSFHSFHM.

BUT IT’S OKAY,

BECAUSE I’VE WATCHED THE au by KDDI CM.

I CAN GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT SMILING LIKE A HAPPY-DOODLE IDIOTIC FANGIRL NOW.

IN FACT, I CAN DIE IN PEACE NOW.

I GO HEAVEN NOW BYE BYE.

Ni wa… desu ka?

So in the CM the Arashi boys go “Ni wa?” “Ni wa?” “Ni wa… desu ka?” and at the end of the CM you can see Nakama Yukie the gardener XD

AIBA-CHAN’S CAUTIOUS REACTION TO THE CROCODILE IS HYSTERICAL XD But no kidding I’d probably be running off set screaming like a shrieking fangirl at the crocodile.

And I watched the CM from the Making of Arashi’s au CM, uploaded on YouTube! It’s just sad that I’ve to resort to online videos to watch the CM because I’ve the worst fangirl luck in the world at watching CMs live in TV *goes bang head on the wall at the thought of Sho’s Able CM, again*

 Making of au by KDDI’s new CM featuring Arashi – On Zoom In!

 Making of au by KDDI’s new CM featuring Arashi – On Mezamashi TV

I love my fangirling

I’m bored. Arashi’s au CM is nowhere to be airing. I’ve been stalking every single bloggeh and au’s CM page for the past hour (I think my fangirl stalking pwnzor skills is becoming as good as Reiji’s! XD). I’m supposed to be doing my Add Maths homework but I refuse to get off the computer in case I miss the CM *grumbles at the thought of missing Sho’s CM by seconds* Wanna know how deep my fangirling goes?

[1] – So yesterday I was totally zombiefied from the spring cleaning for Chinese New Year next week, and (as I usually do each night because it’s fangirl happiness feeed <333) I went to bed listening to Sho’s Christmas Kyoku playing on loop on my iPod last night. I FELL ASLEEP LISTENING TO IT XDDDD I didn’t wake up until hours later when the battery ran out and the music stopped playing. Slow music + Sho’s smexy voice = tashiichaan’s lullaby <3

Sakurai Sho – Christmas Kyoku

[2] – We had a free period today in school and I was rushing on my homework (I normally go irritate my friends during free periods, but today my excuse is so I can have more time to stalk the TV at home XD), but my mind kept drifting off and while staring off into empty space and doing my homework on autopilot, I kept writing “so” as “sho“. I counted 4 times I did that mistake XD Ohhh my looooove for my hubby is strooong *glares at pyrohnny*

[3] – For Editorial Board meeting today we were discussing this year’s theme for the school magazine, and I suggested “Flavour of Life”. My friend kept going on about how familiar it sounded, then she suddenly yelled out, “OMG IS IT HANA YORI DANGO?!” and I was like “YEAAAAH HANA YORI DANGOOOOO!” and we squealed. XD

On TV there’re two naked kids in a bathtub with an old man (is that you Johnny?). KIDS GET OUT OR YOU WILL LOSE YOUR VIRGINAL EYEEEES.

OMFG STILL NO au CM kdgnkodsgnomagpalg,lagas *stabs TV with laser daggers*

If only Japanese phones function outside Japan

I’m curious seeing how the 2589238561 Arashi fangirls outside Nippon are now probably ripping their lovely hair off from the fact that they can’t buy au phones thanks to its Japanese keys XD

HAVE I MENTIONED HOW TOTALLY WICKED AND AWWWESOME JAPANESE PHONES ARE?! *curses at Nokia* I mean, have you seen the range of KDDI au Spring collection of phones? They’re soooooo gorgeous. Ignoring the fact that in the topic of mobile phone designs and functions I’m as savvy as a duck (I don’t really bother about whether it has 5.0megapixel or Bluetooth or whatevaaa), the sleek design of the phones are just. so. irresistible. I even went as far as to investigate which phone the Arashi boys were using in the CM (because I’m just such an obsessed fangirl stalker) XD

>> Nino’s

Phone model: W61CA by Casio

>> Aiba’s

Phone model: W54S Sony Ericsson

>> Sho’s

Phone model: W62SA by Sanyo

>> Ohno’s

Phone model: W16SH by Sharp

>> Jun’s

Phone model: W61P by Panasonic

I luuuuuuuurve Aiba’s and Jun’s phones! *wantssss* Beige on the outside and black on the inside is JUST SO GORGEOUS. And a blood-red sleek phone is ohhh looooove. *glares at tashiichaan’s non-camera Nokia phone* Sho’s phone looks dull. Sorry hubby XD

According to sanspo, the CM has two versions (does all CMs have to have different versions? Not like I’m complaining XD). The two versions are “Calling version” and “Garden Concept Version“. In the “Calling version“, the boys will each repeat au’s new concept keyword “garden” in their own situations, such as Aiba with an alligator from an animal variety show filming (TSD? D:<). In the “Garden Concept version“, Nino calls out “What flower is this?” to Nakama Yukie, the gardener of “au’s garden” (Nakama Yukie is the previous image of au, and still is after Arashi joins the promoting team). Look for peculiar two-shots of Nakama who is small as a doll, and Nino who watches.
[translated by pettochan]

HAS ANYONE WATCHED THE CM YET? BECAUSE I HAVEN’T AND IT’S DRIVING ME MAAAAAAD.

[EDIT]: I mixed up Jun and Aiba’s phone and got bricked by Orenji’s wifey *massages brick-marked face* DIIIEEEE ORENJI WIFEY.

Have you voted yet?

The BEST JOHNNY poll is up! AND I DEMAND THAT YOU VOTE. FOR ARASHI THAT IS.

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To Vote:
1) Click on the bubble in front of your choice.
2) Click the 投票 button at the bottom of the chart.
3) You can write a comment on the space provided, but its optional.
4) Click the 投票する button. and you’re done!
[instructions provided by arashi_on]

I don’t really mind Kinki Kids taking the top spot (because they’re my favourite senpais after Takki and Tsubasa XD), but BAKANISHI WTFFFFF. Where’s Yamapi? *ebil ebil grin* KAT-TUN dieeeeee. Why am I not cursing Kame along?!?!?!?! *hides*

I voted for Ohno, because he’s got the best chance of trumping Bakanishi – by 32 votes. So if you call yourself a staunch obsessed Arashi stalker fangirl whose beeyootiful life revolves around our favourite boys then VOTE FOR RIIDA. Or face my rabid Sakurai wifey furyyyyyyyyy *brandishes plastic wrist-slitting daggers*

au CM still hasn’t played yet ):< Instead I’m watching news – and they seem to be discussing the production rate of the economy between China and Japan. I’m actually paying attention because it’s China (and their crappy sdgkoskgsg excellent industry of fake goods). Oh my Sho-chan would be so proud of me <3333

I’m THAT obsessed XD

It’s 6:10am – I’m supposed to be having my breakfast and preparing for school. But guess what I’m doing?

I sneaked out my dad’s laptop and turned on KeyHole TV and have been stalking the channels (because I’ve no idea which channel Zoom In! or Mezamashi TV is XD). I haven’t even touched my cereal yet because I’m so busy flipping through the channels.

THAT’S HOW MUCH I WANT TO CATCH ARASHI’S AU CM.

I even got the initiative to wake up earlier so I’ve more time for TV stalking (unlike a certain person who couldn’t get up for GRA *coughcough*). I had an aaawwwesome dream last night – about me watching the au CM and watching it liiiiive. Oh I love you tashiichaan no yume. I knoooow it’s a good sign!

I kinda doubt that I’ll catch the CM, though, because I’ve to go off now. I’ve only caught Kimura Takuya’s Intel CM and nothing else *cries* but it’s a case of fangirl happiness and loyalty that I TRIED.

Off to school now.

Spell it with me: S-M-E-X-Y

I daaaaaaaaaare you to tell me these aren’t smexy/kakkoii/haaaawt/sex-you-on enough for you.

Yeah the pictures are too huge and totally went past the post barrier on the right, but I can’t help it – I didn’t have the heart to change the piccie size because that would be an insult to my hubby’s kakkoiness :3

And I was bored, of waiting for AnS #68 to download (YEAAAH IT’S STILL DOWNLOADING AFTER 3 HOURS SLGMAPGMAPGMA). And I needed some Sho luuurve. So I went to Toyota’s site to watch the CM again – and then Sho popped up in the flash opening and I literally went “Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”

Brother: What?
Me: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!
Brother: Pssshhhft him again.

Sho told me to search for ３年ぶん :3 I knew it was pointless but hubby I couldn’t resist doing so with that oh-so-kawaii chuckle of yours <3333 So I searched that on Google, and hilariously (though not surprising >_>) the list of JE boys’ CMs on Johnny’s official site was the first search result followed by the REAL ３年ぶん site. Loool Johnny sometimes your paedophile brain cracks me up.

[NOTE]: Yup today I’m on a bloggeh post spammage because tomorrow I won’t be posting – I’ll be half-dead by the time I return from sports practice and then face a horrendous pile of homework *cries* At least nothing important’s on TV tomorrow XD

Fangirl waaaaantsss

DSGKMWTJKACNXCNAM I SOOOO WANT IT. ESPECIALLY THE SHO FAN – IMAGINE FANNING MYSELF ON A HOT HUMID DAY WITH A SHO FAN AND SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN I SEE SHO’S NAME XD

> Do you know the depth of my FANGIRL CRAVE? Take a look at aaaaall the goodies that make me wish I’m Nihonjin and swimming in the liberty of spending and spending with a pitless bank vault XD

And this goes to the newly-converted Hikaru-flailing Hey!Say!JUMP fangirl, Pairu.
(I HOPE YOU’RE NOT GOING TO GIVE UP ON THE ARASHI FANDOM OR I’M GOING TO FLY OVER TO BRUNEI AND STALK YOUR HSJ ARSE OFF *nods*)

> [Piccies and the goodies in it belong to ayana]

Oh oh oh ohhhh myyyy.

If I didn’t have school the next day, or totally sleep-deprived and zombiefied, I’d stay up till 4am to watch Zoom In (even though it airs at such an ungodly hour). But hell, I JUST had to be miserably asleep and stuck in Sho sex dream when they aired the making of Arashi’s new CM for AU mobile phones D:<

Okay, emo fangirl meme aside – I SO WANT 31ST JANUARY TO ARRIVE (in like 2 days) SO I CAN STALK THE TV THROUGH A SLEEPLESS NIGHT FOR THE CM XD Because I sweaaaaar I don’t want Reiji or Pairu to have the advantage of watching it before me again *cries Is there such a function where I can fast forward time? It’s a very daft question but if you have the answer I WOULD GIVE YOU ALL OF MY ARASHI FANGIRL LUUUURVE ENGRAVED IN 1209178599 CHOCOLATES.

> Screenshots by Tess @ Sakuraiba.Vox <3 [click to enlarge]

Oh gosh I never knew Sho’s frown could be so attractive (baby everything about you is just too adorkable and I’m not just saying that because I’m your wifey okay I am XD). Does the CM kinda reflect some of the boys’ solo project? Sho’s dressed in his usual suit attire for News ZERO, the background in Aiba’s side looks a lot like the Tensai! Shimura Doubutsuen studio, and Ohno’s bald clearly backstage of a butai (although Amatsukaze doesn’t have scenes of a half-bald samurai Ohno XD). I’ve no idea about Jun and Nino’s side, but here’s my image:

[on the streets]
Nino: [on the phone] Oh-chan. Tonight. My place. I’ve got a surprise for you. [click]

[on the bus]
Jun: [on the phone] I swear the bus driver is trying to kidnap me, Manager-san. It’s been half an hour and I still haven’t arrived at the hair salon. ANOTHER 10 MINUTES AND MY HAIR WILL SUE HIM.

Any fangirls who’d like to flail oooooon with me – you know where I’ll be stalking *coughonMSNpervingtheTVcough* >:D

[EDIT]: Higher quality, nosebleed-inducing SMEXY screenshots by Arashirin@Vox! ARASHI FANGIRLS ARE AWWWESOME.

Ninofangirling and Junponmurderous

Yesterday’s Arashi no Shukudai-kun ish chou kawaii~ <3 To endure the video lag (or accelerated audio imbalance – oooooh physics terms are getting to me LOL), pixelled low-quality TV and congested traffic on the server is solid proof of my lifelong loyalty and dedication to watching my boys live. Not like I could actually watch anything XD

NEED YOU MORE EXCUSES TO FLAIIIIIIL?!

1. Aiba-chan deeeeeeeeesu~! ^_^v

MAXIMUM kawaii-fied Aiba-chan <33333333

2. Our little fishyartsyfishy mommy’s boy shows us 27-year-old men CAN make onigiri and fold the laundry in PERFECT sizes while maintaining his little awkward innocence (probably non-existent thanks to Nino *OKAYNOMOREOHMIYAOHYOUHORRIBLEINFLUENCESURAYACHAN*).

Ohno: Daisuki pwns Maximum.

3. The return of the Domyouji curlsssss! Ohhh they just scream YESSS LEMME SEX YOU OOOON – and this is one of those odd moments where I WAAAAANTS JUN DOMYOUJI CURLS SEX. This brings back those wistful memories of my Jun-baited days XD

Domyouji curls: Sex you oooon!

4. Nino got a fanmail from the guest’s 6-year-old daughter, that’s so cute XD I so want my mom to guest star on AnS so she can present my stalkerish fanmail to Arashi too~ And, Nino was kinda amused when he read the letter out loud – he has a 6-year-old fangirl I MEAN THATS JUST CUTE XD

Nino: Oh yeaaaa I’m hawt.

The letter reads: “Thank you for inviting me to the concert. Please change your hairstyle. You look more handsome with short hair. If you cut your hair, you will look the most handsome. I want to marry you. Because you did not change your hairstyle, now I like Sakurai-kun!“
[translated by Sumoboy]

Nino: *face falls* Pffft.

But OHMIGOD MY LOVE RIVAL IS A 6-YEAR-OLD?!?!?!?! *glares*

5. Do-S almost murdered everyone on the sofa:
Sho: 8 years ago, what would you like your girlfriend to call you?
Jun: Errr… I don’t know…
Aiba: How about Jun-tan?
Jun: Wtfff.
Aiba: Jun-pon?
Jun: *goes rabid Do-S and punches Aiba*
Sho: So? What d’you want your girlfriend to call you, 8 years back?
Jun: …Cool Jun >:D
Everyone: …

5. SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <3 <3 <3 <3 *dies from hearts overload*

> Arashi no Shukudai-kun #68 [28.01.08] is up for download on MegaUpload! Uploading credits go to ferfa from Arashi_On LJ community and Clubbox Arashi.

> Screenshots are credited to TenjoStyle when I lack the benefit of my own screenshot spammage because my connection’s being a Jun-no-hime and going ZzZzfckyouarashiletstaketwohourstodownloadzZzzzZz.

And here’s a fangirl cut of what went on nosebleed-covered MSN convo during News ZERO:

Me: OMFGGGGGG. STOP LAGGING OUT ON MY HUBBY’S FACE.
Suraya: Can you just imagine Sho stripping right there and then?
Reiji: GLSMGPSMWA;MA.
Me: FLASPAALMPAGTLWMA.
Suraya: :D
Me: PELASE. NO. BEFORE I DIE.
Reiji: Look, she even spelt wrong because of shock.
Suraya: Whyyy?! I mean, just imagine…
Reiji: KMKAOSGMFHSHAOG.
Me: NONONONONOOOOOOOOO.
Suraya: …and he does pole dancing…
Reiji: Omfg is Sho a woman? XD
Me: WTFFFFFFFFF ASLGMPAOSGMAGNIASGNIWGA I HAVE DIED BYEBYE.
Suraya: O_o Ne Reiji – Tashii seems to have a very vivid imagination.
Reiji: Yeaaaah she does XD
Me: WHAAAT. IT’S THE SOURCE OF MY AMAZING FANFICS.
Suraya: So shall I continue? Now that Sho still isn’t on the TV-
Me: YES PLEASE.
Reiji: OMFG HENTAIS.
Suraya: So Sho’s there stripping slowly to a slow music… and then…
Me: AND THEN? THEEEEEEEEEN?!
Suraya: It rains.
Reiji: OH MY.
Me: OH YESSSSSSSS.
Reiji: Suraya writes Ohmiya fanfics…? O_O
Suraya: :D

Toyota san nen bun kudasaiiiii!

SHO’S. NEW. TOYOTA. CM. DRESSED. IN. ALL. WHITE. IS. JUST. TOO. HAAAAAAAAAAAWT.

And that cute little chuckle at the end. Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaah~ *diesdiesdies*

I want Sho sex. NOW. So baaaaaaaaaaaadly. Sho-chan you can keep your white shirt while we’re at it because you’re soooooooo smexyfying in it. But I’m too exhausted from my family trip to a water park today so SORRY HUBBY WE’RE NOT GETTING IT ON TONIGHT XD

> All the Sakurai wifeys owe Reiji-chan for notifying us onto a flailing stampede to watch the new CM (I still marvel at your AWWWESOME resources. You succeed very well as an Arashi fangirl stalker XD).

> This Sakurai wifey totally spoiled her keyboard with all the drool from another Sakurai wifey’s nosebleed-inducing screenshots.

> Flail yourself over heeeeeeeere to watch!

> Reiji just caught this Toyota CM on Japanese TV! WTFFFFFFFFFF. NAN DA YOOOOOOOOO. I STILL HAVEN’T CAUGHT SHO’S ABLE CM LIVE YET, AND YOU WATCHED THAT AND THE TOYOTA CM. THAT’S SO UNFAAAAAAAIIIIIIIR. AND YOU AREN’T EVEN A SAKURAI WIFEY. UNAGIRIMONOOOOOO. I’M NEVER TALKING TO YOU OR FLAIL WITH YOU EBAR AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIN. *steals orenji and rapes him*

I’m seriously too exhausted now (it has nothing to do with the Jun rape XD). Today’s trip was funfunfuuuuuun! I especially love the artificial beach and the waves and the 32092893 times we went on the slides XD And neeeee – music was blaring from huuge speakers, and out of nowhere came a song with a rumbling opening like Happiness! I was like, “KYAAAAAAAAH HAPPINESSSSSSS *shakes brother madly*” but then it’s actually BEP’s ‘Pump It’ with a similar opening. I love my fangirl flailings XD

Also – I saw a group of guys (5 of them to be exact) and one of them looked a lot like Jun O_O The way he trudged through the water (in Jun’s term – CATWALK) and that Jun smirk. I was floating around the deep end (past the 1.5m barrier because I’m oh so tall for an Asian ohohohoho) while observing them with narrowed eyes because they don’t have Arashi looove (more like KAT-TUN stuck-up I’m-so-hawt vibe). Then Jun-lookalike swam past me trying to look oh-so-smexy and did a Jun smirk at me D:< No I didn’t go “Kyaaaah~!” because that smirk annoyed me. Maybe Jun smirk annoys me too. XD

I’ve also got a tan now! It’s evident from the brighter spots around my wrist (where I was wearing my watch, the water park entry wristband and locker key wristband XD) and the slightly reddish burn. And it’s not funny because I love my pale white skin that’s totally ruined by the tan *cries*

And bloggeh spammage shall be conducted tomorrow. And fangirl flailing over News ZERO and Arashi no Shukudai-kun. Ohohohohoho MSN should start hating us fangirls XD Oyasumi nasaiiiiiiii minna-san.

ByebyeIgoslitwristnow.

I was on FujiTV with Reiji and Pairu. We’d just finished watching a Hachikuro special. Then my mom called and I had to go upstairs. And when I came back and Reiji told me Sho’s CM came on TV.

WTFFFFFFFFFF.

I’VE BEEN MISSING IT FOR THE PAST WEEK NOW AND IT COMES ON WHEN I JUST WENT “BRB!”?!?!??!! OH ALL TIMES!

Ohhhh I hate you Japanese TV.

*goes off to slit wrist with plastic knife*

Tohoshinki on TBS

After GRA I caught Tohoshinki (or DBSK or TVXQ or Dong Fang Shen Qi, whichever you’d like to call them XD) on TBS! I was editing the GRA screenshots I took when a female host came on and introduced them and they were talking in Korean (a couple of them could converse in Japanese. Sugoiiiiiii *admires* XD). I was like wtfffff and then there was a preview of their new single Purple Line and I went “Ohhhhh TVXQ!” All my friends are crazy over them (where’s the Jpop loooove?!) >_>

Screenshot loooooooooove~!

 

First TVXQ played bowling with the female host (she’s got this really high-pitched cutesy voice which sounds familiar because I heard it on JOQR before… O_O), then they went to a restaurant and celebrated someone’s birthday (Xiah? Or is it U-Know? I don’t know who is who XD), and then the woman got to walk with them arm in arm kyaaaaaah. If only I was her and TVXQ was Arashi… *fangirl imaginations goes wild*

This afternoon was hilariously busy – I woke up like 15 minutes before GRA started, then rushed through washing up and attacked the computer, then after GRA was a repeat of Heroes season 2, and right after Heroes is Toma’s Hachikuro special which I’m waiting for it to start now. I’m such a TV addict now XD

Golden Rush Arashi [26.01.08]

Seeee Reiji-chan I kneeeeeeeeew you’re not gonna wake up to flail over GRA with me. Orenji stays with meeeeeeeeeeee as punishment MUAHAHAHAHA *packs Jun into luggage and deport him to Malaysia*

This week’s GRA wasn’t as bad as I thought (meaning boring, more food, hosts blocking my view of Arashi, blah blah blah *rabid fangirl mode*). The boys got to collaborate to cook a dish (Juntoshi and Sakumiya kyaaaaaaaaaah), I couldn’t spot any rabu rabu moment but the screenshots I took! I LOVE MY PRINTSCREEN BUTTON *kisses it*

(and I took lotsssssssss of Jun screenshots because REIJI YOU’RE JUST SO MEAN. THIS IS TO TEASE YOOOOOU.)

The last screenshot of Aiba was taken totally out of accident XD He was trying out the nezumiiro spaghetti – that explains the black spot on his lips (unless he was snogging a woman wearing black lipstick… *growls* XD). They should cook spicy food because I WANT TO SEE SHO STRIP LIKE IN ANS. And I caught his cleavage. SHO’S CLEAVAGE *diesdiesdies*

And OMFG I caught NEWS’s pacific album CM! Ryoooooooo~! <333 But wtfffff I still haven’t caught Sho’s CM *cries in dark corner*

Ikuta Toma on TV tomorrow

15:30-16:30 – ハチクロせつなさ全開!!ダイジェスト(フジテレビ)/生田斗真
Hachikuro setsuna sa zenkai!! Daijiesu to (Fuji TV)/Ikuta Toma

Okay so I don’t really know what it’s about (Japanese proficiency only includes script reading through the hiragana/katakana chart but not grammar XD), but all I know is that it’s a one-hour special about the live action dorama Hachimitsu to Kuroba (Hachikuro) featuring Tomaaa <333

For those who wants to catch Toma live, the show’s at 3:30pm Japan time, on channel Fuji TV! To watch Japanese TV live through online streaming, flail yourself over here! XD

Source: Johnny’s