Wtf did I just dooooo?

I don’t know what made me do it. I seriously don’t know why, but…
I JUST SENT AN E-MAIL TO SHO-KUN! GLKSDHGOOPASMSJIWDWDL [further words are censored]

Probably because I just didn’t need a second thought. For 5 minutes I was wondering, “Should I just send a simple e-mail? I mean, Sho-kun can read English…” and in the next 5 minutes of consideration, I was subconsciously opening my Hotmail inbox and already starting a new message and typing in Sho’s e-mail. I mean… what’s there to lose? It’s not like I’d get a reply, or Sho might notice my tiny little e-mail compared to the thousands that’re flooding his inbox like right now (as my brother so generously reminds me every 2 minutes while I was writing out the e-mail). Not like I’m being pessimistic, but it’s just, I gotta give it a go rather than do the usual think-before-you-act-and-you’ll-never-do-it, y’know?

Or, maybe it’s because I’m listening to Kitto Daijoubu, and Arashi smexy voices were all, “Ii ja nai? Waru ku nai? Ai ja nai?” And Sho-kun’s all-smexy rapping voice goes, “Kitto daijoubu ne… just send me an e-mail or you’ll never hear my oh-so-glorified voice…”

OKAY SHO-KUN I WROTE AN E-MAIL AND CLICKED ‘SEND’ BEFORE I COULD STOP MYSELF.

The dreaded e-mail that I spent 1/2 hour writing

Show’s over, can I get on with my life now and continue working on my Japanese so I can write a proper Japanese letter next time to Aiba-chan? I kinda have a hunch that Aiba would even make an effort to read a English letter, but still I want Aiba-chan to actually UNDERSTAND what the hell I wrote.

Send fanmails to Arashi?

I was considering the possibility of sending Arashi a fanmail/e-mail, after finding out the addresses posted at Arashian. Instinctly, fangirlism possessed me and I am now very much compelled to write 1,863,256 letters to them, and for each boy, filled with stalkerish details that’ll make them think overseas fans are creepy.

BUT-BUT-BUT-BUT MY JAPANESE SUXXORS! D:<

I’ve always had an urge to send them a mail after reading about their talk on Music Station (March episode, and I think it’s the eventful ep where I first saw them – pre-Arashi-fangirl – and scowled at their girly looks… *shifty eyes*). Nino was telling Tamori-san that there’re fans from Europe and USA who actually LISTENS to their songs (caps was used due to the emphasise Nino put on that word >_>), and the rest of Arashi went, “USO?! We don’t believe you Nino. No one in those countries would listen to us!”

Then Sho went on to talk about the “imaginary European and American fans” in his radio show, Sho Beat. He still was in the state of denial.

NAZE?! NAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

THERE STILL ARE PEOPLE ON THAT SIDE OF THE WORLD WHO LOVES J-POP, YOU KNOW!

Yes I’m doing Arashi fangirls in the western side of the world a big favour when I’m Asian (as in, I live in the southeast part of the continent!). In my defence I don’t want Arashi to limit their tours to Japan, and SUPPOSEDLY-MORE-FAN-BASE countries like Taiwan, Korea and Thailand. Hey, maybe I should pretend to be Thai and convince Arashi to hold another concert in Thailand, which is just 3-4 hours drive north of KL… xD Still, MALAYSIAN FANS PLEASE RESPOND TO MY URGENT PLEA TO BEG ARASHI TO COME TO KL!

Here’re their emails:
Aiba: arashi@joqr.net
Jun: arashi@nack5.co.jp
Sho: sho@fmfuji.co.jp
Nino: nino@bayfm.co.jp [thanks to Reiji-chan for the edit! <3]
Ohno: arashi@fmyokohama.co.jp

Or, send snail mail to them with this address:

(Member’s name)
Johnny’s Family Club
B1F Miyamasu Tower
1-10-10 Shibuya
Shibuya-ku, Tokyo 150-8550
JAPAN

Anyways, I’m pretty much convinced to test the waters by sending a fanmail to Sho-kun, written in Engrish because 1) Sho-kun is the ONLY Arashi boy who can speak English, and 2) Everyone who isn’t Japanese-proficient is doing just that! xD Besides, if I send an English fanmail to Nino or Ohno they’d just toss it aside >_>

Stop whoring yourself out

and I’m talking to you! *points a jabbing finger at KAT-TUN*

#1) You made me watch an entire 5 minutes of the Best Artist 2007 video and Arashi’s performance wasn’t even included in it,
#2) hence you made me watch you whoring yourselves out to your fangirls (no it’s not entertaining and/or smexy and/or seductive from the way you let them rabid girls touch your precious).
#3) I don’t even like your song.
#4) It’s not funny when I see pimped out, bling-out, fake-hair-out, androgyneous pimp-o’s parade around to let said rabid fangirls touch your precious.
#5) You look very, very scary when you stand beside Arashi. I mean it! It’s like a group of kindergarten kids to my left, and all-smexified-I’m-ready-to-sex-you-on blondies/brownies to my right.
#6) The scenario of Kame involved in an Ohmiya jealousy would’ve been hysterical… if Nino wasn’t molesting a guy in that ghey! coat who’s sending out signals which say, “I’m soooo ready to sex you on, whoever you are watching me through the screen!”

KIDS DON’T WATCH THIS!

2007 Best Artist – KAT-TUN talk and performance + Arashi talk

Sho-kun’s oh-so-smexified smiles, Jun-kun’s 205 cancelled vocal lessons, and Nino-chan’s shaking booty… THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE.

2007 Best Artist – Arashi performance