Me wants the phone strap!

The one Arashi.Vox is selling!

 

I soooo badly wanna buy it. To replace the jiggly bell + Neko Neko phone strap I currently have. My life could change with just US$5!

Sadly I don’t have a Vox account. ANYONE WITH ONE – PLEASE ORDER FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE! I shall forever be in debt to you.

SIDE NOTE: It’s my last day of work tomorrow~! Then I get down to the serious business of eat, sleep and Arashi-perving that one crazy Arashi-fangirl does during school hols.

You lucky Koreans. And Spaniards.

Because you get Sho and Nino to visit your countries and not mine T_T Dammit Malaysia isn’t that far off of a plane route from Tokyo!

SHO-KUN GET YOURSELF OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE INTERVIEWS AND FLY TO KUALA LUMPUR AND MEET ME! NOW. OR I SHALL BOMBARD YOU WITH A 2-TON PACKAGE OF VISIT MALAYSIA ‘07 PAMPHLETS.

To continue with the hype of Sho’s stop in Korea. Arashi.Vox posted a picture taken by a Korean, which shows a guy who looks SO MUCH like Sho-kun in an airport in Seoul. Funny bit is that Sho WAS in Korea. Could it really be Sho-kun in that as-expensive-as-my-house jacket? I really can’t tell if it’s really him because of the cap covering his hair, but the jacket is soooooo S-H-O.

TBH if I ever see any Arashi boys I think I’d freak out. I’d probably even be too shocked to snap a photo and then he’ll just turn around a corner and disappear >_> But if I could I’d actually walk up to a Sho/Arashi boy-lookalike and ask if it’s really him. But then again if it’s really Sho or an Arashi boy then I’d probably lose my little tiny bit of sanity and fangirl-shriek and kidnap him. Rawr~

Also, to liven up the hype about Nino in Spain. Winky-chan, who I presume is French and lives near the border between France and Spain (I didn’t know the Spanish and French were neighbours D:<), wrote about her crazy adventure of driving all the way to Barcelona upon hearing the news of Nino and Spain! Rather hilarious how they travel along the cobbled streets of Barcelona at night calling out, “Ninoooo~ Ninooooo~”. Sad thing is she missed Nino by a few hours!

A certain Spaniard is recommended to read this in remembrance of what she should do the next time an Arashi boy goes to Spain :3

Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-Sho-kun~!

Wtffffff. Is it meh being overworked and lacking sleep (and lacking sanity), or did you pierce your belly button?!?!?!?! D:<

Y’know, I wouldn’t mind a tattoo or even a birthmark or a scar… but Sho-kun, WHY PIERCE YOUR LIL’ NUBBIE?! THAT’S JUST GHEYYYYYYYY.
Ooooh what tight abs… and a six pack… and the muscles and that oh-so-smexy pout…

Tashiichaan’s expressions:
 

I could just die in happiness right now.

So I was showing my brother the picture…
Me: Take a look at Sho-kun, ISN’T HE JUST SO HAAAWT?!
Bro: …is that a piercing on his belly button? o_O
Me: …Yes it is. But heeeeellll he’s got these AWWWWWWWSOME muscles. SO SMEXY OHMIGOD THE ABS MAKE ME IGNORE THAT GOD-AWFUL PIERCING!
[Mom gets interested and comes over curiously]
Mom: Who’s this guy?
Me: He’s from a Japanese boyband that I’m crazy right now. THE ABS! SO HAWT!
Mom: Whaaat you think he’s hawt?!
Me: Yes I do. THE ABS. LOOK AT IT DAMMIT.
Mom: But he looks so sissy. And gay. How could you ever like a guy like him? [scrutinises me]
Me: Mom not you tooooooooooooo! T_T

And Sho-kun you’re not making my mood any better with your blasted shirt.

Why can’t you choose a shirt with the name Natasha on it? >=(

HIPU MOPU~!

It’s midnight and I know I should be sleeping my way into ArashiLaLaLand by now (gee, isn’t it such an excitement to wake up at 7am for work >_>) but I just HAD to watch Arashi no Shukudaikun #62 after knowing that it’s a special with the theme of HOUSE CHORES!

Yup, it’s just too priceless to watch Arashi do baka stuff like drinking a milk bottle, hooking a 2m-long stick into a suspended doughnut, and peeling onions to the core.

Is it perverted to say that Arashi sucking on milk bottles gave me a nosebleed? :3

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Oh-chan: HIPU MOPU =D

Loooool kawaii~ 

It’s a little hysterical to think that the 2 oldest Arashi boys are the worst at house chores (Ohno okaa-san stop pampering your son! D:<)

Sho-kuuun, NAN DE?! Not only do you lack a sense of humour, you just don’t seem fit to do any chores (what am I gonna do with you if I need a smexy guy to mop my floor?!). Trust me – being a kakkoii smexy drooly newscaster is what you’re meant to be (aside from making me drool helplessly all over the keyboard because of your smexyness) <3

NOTE: I just realised Nino’s been calling Sho, ‘Sho-chan‘ more often. I mean, usually he calls him ‘Sho-san‘ in respect for him, but hearing Nino’s kawaii voice go, “Sho-chan…~” just kicks my sleepy brain into rabu rabu imaginations… *drifts off*