Shukudai-kun Spaaaaam

AKA, Three Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Two Reasons To Support Arashi no Shukudai-kun and Not Golden Rush Arashi,

AKA Arashi-Perving Fodder of Rabu Rabu Heaven,

AKA Infinite Reasons Why Tashiichaan Is An Enthusiastic (However Innocently Hentai and Totally No Yaoi-Suggesting) Ohmiya and Sakuraiba Shipper,

AKA Why Tashiichaan Lubs YouTube and Fan Screencaps.

AKA The Product of Tashiichaan’s Creative (And Rather Random and Nonsensical) Imagination When Bored.

….darnit, I ran out of excuses.

Shukudai-kun screencaps are from Episodes #60 and #61, and credits go to waku_waku for the computer-lagging-jamming 148 screencaps >_> 

Sho: I’m… too sexy for my shiiiiirt.

Ohmiya: NOOOOOO. WE DON’T WANNA SEE SAKURAI-KUN’S CHESUTO!

Aiba: Oh FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI… DON’T. TEMPT. ME. *demolishes hentai thoughts*

Sho: Oh, don’t mind me Aiba-chan, I’m just copying Tashiichaan’s expression whenever she looks at me and my smeeeeeeeeexy shirt.

Jun: Funny, because that’s the same expression she has when she’s perving on me! Drool and lots of fangirl shrieks get involved too, might I add :D

Sho: Fueki-san, may I confess this single honest fact that my Keio charms are just too irresistable?
Fueki: *busy checking out…*

Ohno: …Fueki-san, may I add this little teeny weeny info that I’m single and definitely available for any women – aside from my mom? *flashes flirty eyes*

Nino: Aaaah I’m sorry but Oh-chan regularly forgets his TRUE love and dedication and loyalty and APPRECIATION to a very important person…
Ohno: …to my mom…

Nino: *whispers* Oh-chan stop loooking at her, or I’m gonna throw a tantrum and fling all of your paintings of me at her.
Ohno: *sulks* Haii…

Aiba: To my dearest smexyfying Shun…

Sho: Godammit, Aiba-chan, it’s SHO. SMEXY KEIO BOY SHO.

Aiba: Ahahahaha, and you think you know your kanji better than mine!

Jun: …I think his idiocy is quite smexy, to be honest. Ne? <3
Aiba: *looks cute and lost*

Nino: USO?!
Ohno: LololololooldsgjsdhgkdjhJun’sinlovewithAiba.

Nino: …Bad taste. BAAAAD TASTE! D:<
Ohno: You disappoint me…

Ohno: Ne Nino-chan… *giggles shyly*
Nino: Oooh hawt girl alert in the third row of the audience!

Sho: Are you SURE this isn’t expired?
Ohno: I suppose you DID fill that curry with shaving cream?
Nino: Eat it… eat it…

Ohno: Ohmigod he’s actually gonna eat it! D:<

Sho: O_O OMFG THAT TASTES LIKE AIBA’S SOCKS!

Ohno: Wow, I didn’t know Aiba’s socks could taste so… UMAI!
Sho: Maximum umai, deshou? ^_^

Sho: THIS is our smexyfying 7-foot early Kurisumasu purezento to our favourite kids – I MEAN – Idol rabu, Oh-chan and Nino-chan! Hai, purezento.

Nino: I saaaaaaaawww you wrap that purezento last night – it’s nothing but Aiba’s unwashed socks!
Ohno: Did someone say Aiba’s socks? :D

Jun: Oh really? Why is everyone so interested in your socks, Aiba-chan?
Aiba: It’s the irresistable charm that emits through the very smexy socks.

>_>

To watch Arashi no Shukudai-kun videos (and avoid the hassle of downloading and hence stop the torturing of your poor poor hard drive), visit liksmoony who tireslessly continue to feed my non-downloading-Arashi-perving happiness xD