[ tashiichaan, for some reason, is in a rambling mood. Stalker fest, whoo! ]
tashiichaan is a hypocrite. She even admits it.
8 MONTHS AGO.
She was crazy in love with (*drumroll*) Cristiano Ronaldo! On a Friday night in that period, while she was sticking her Crissy poster on the wall, Music Station came on the TV and Arashi was performing a song.
A few seconds passed, and her first impression was:
“…WTF they look and dance prettier than me?!?!?!”
Other comments include: girly, gay, short, girly. tashiichaan switched channels after a minute, and continued to put up the Crissy poster nonchalantly.
4 WEEKS AGO.
She started watching Hana Yori Dango (by coincidental), and immediately fell in lurve with Matsumoto Jun. Fueled with obsession, she searched around the Internet feverishly for info about Jun-kun, and she came to know that MatsuJun is 1/5 of Arashi, the girly-once-hated-by-tashiichaan J-boyband.
tashiichaan: “Ne… he’s actually not that bad… ♥♥”
Then she started to watch Arashi’s performances on Youtube…
…and read forum threads about Jun-kun…
…and download programmes that feature Arashi…
…even if they’re in Japanese and doesn’t have subs…
…and from there she decided to learn Japanese…
tashiichaan’s brothers: “Why d’you like a girl?! YOU’RE NOT A HOMO ARE YA?!”
tashiichaan: “HE’S A GUY GODAMMIT! AND A HAWT ONE!”
3 DAYS AGO.
It was a quiet night. By sheer boredom, she flipped the TV channel to watch Music Station, hoping that Arashi might appear. Who would’ve guessed, Arashi came on. tashiichaan squealed and cried out like a rabid otaku. By then she has announced herself as an Arashi/Jun-kun/Aiba fangirl.
So she watched the repeats of that episode…
tashiichaan: “Hey you’ve watched this show before, right? Let’s switch to another channel – Arashi performing!!” *switches channel*
tashiichaan’s brother: “Wait nooooo I don’t wanna watch those gay doods dance!”
Bye bye, Crissy.
[ rant over ]
.....named 
Ronaldo was different. I called him gay cause he really WAS gay. Even my cousin agreed. And he was a fan of him.
I HAVE a reason for calling Jun a gay. ‘Cause he looks like Michael Jackson.
And Arashi’s old. LISTEN TO HOME MADE KAZOKU! And COOLON, and Bivattchee, and…and…KERORO GUNSO!
I think I watched the show that you watched, though, I gave up watching after 10 minutes, cause he was looking ultra gay.
The only reason why I sticked for 10 mins is cause I found the girl cute. :3
I’m not talking to you anymoooooore! *runs off crying*
(btw, I think Jun-kun’s latest hairstyle IS gay. *can’t believe she said it!*)
And so the hormonically-stressed girl refers to herself in third-person.
…From the looks of things, I don’t want to know what else you do while watching that creepy dude.
I don’t think you wanna know… do ya? *evil laugh*
And nooo he’s not creepy! >_<
matsumoto jun is extremely sexy. He doesn’t look like Michael Jackson and he is not creepy -.- Jellousy is evil.
Woohoo another MatsuJun supporter! Yesh, he’s extremely smexy. But sometimes I feel like chopping off his long hair. His current hairstyle is actually longer than MY hair! lololol.